There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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