Do vagina's smell?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I have peed in a lot of sinks
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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