My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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