I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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