I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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