fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
