Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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