Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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