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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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