i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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