how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
birth control should be required to get into college
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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