Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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