Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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