Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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