why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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