just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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