I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
