This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
