Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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