Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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