Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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