that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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