Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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