Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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