He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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