you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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