I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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