He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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