Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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