why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
