Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
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