he shaved USA in his pubs
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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