remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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