have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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