Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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