she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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