So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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