is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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