i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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