How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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