Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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