They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I take back everything I said about communal showers
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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