My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
