Just mADE A PArabola og urine
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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