Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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