I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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