the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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