I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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