then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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