Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
