Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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